*MY ART HISTORY*
CLINIC #1: THE CAVE PAINTINGS
Diagnosis: Unexplained
IUI #1: Unmedicated - NEGATIVE
IUI #2: Clomid - NEGATIVE
IUI #3: Clomid - CHEMICAL PREGNANCY
IUI #4: Clomid - NEGATIVE
IUI #5: Injectables - NEGATIVE
IUI #6: Injectables - NEGATIVE
IUI #7: Injectables - NEGATIVE
CLINIC #2: ABSTRACT ART
Diagnosis: Unexplained. No, no...wait! I meant premature ovarian failure! I'm sorry, did I say premature ovarian failure? What was I thinking? I'm pretty sure it's unexplained infertility. Or, hey, you could have implantation issues! Or, um, egg quality issues. Of course, maybe you just have bad luck! Yeah, that's it. Or, uh, you know, maybe this is just something we can't explain.
FRESH IVF #1: 10 eggs retrieved, 3 embryos transferred - NEGATIVE
ATTEMPTED FET: - Embryos died during thaw - CANCELLED.
FRESH IVF #2: 6 eggs retrieved, 2 embryos transferred - NEGATIVE.
ATTEMPTED FRESH IVF: Ovulated day of retrieval - Converted to IUI #8- NEGATIVE.
ATTEMPTED FRESH IVF: Day 3 FSH = 19.8 - CANCELLED.
FRESH IVF #3: 12 eggs retrieved, 4 transferred - CHEMICAL PREGNANCY.
ATTEMPTED FET: Ovulated on cycle day 2 - CANCELLED, but up popped SURPRISE NATURAL PREGNANCY #1: which, naturally, ended as a CHEMICAL pregnancy.
FET #1 with IVIG: 3 embryos transferred - NEGATIVE.
SURPRISE NATURAL PREGNANCY #2: CHEMICAL
Clinic #3: MODERN ART: SURREALISM
Diagnosis: "maybeyoureggsaremeltingormaybethisisalladream"
FRESH IVF #4: 8 eggs retrieved, 4 embryos transferred (PGD cancelled): MISSED MISCARRIAGE. D&C at 9 weeks.
*THE END*
So, how are you?
